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Funny Motherhood Quotes to Get You Through the Day

Funny Motherhood Quotes to Get You Through the Day

When it comes to parenthood, it can get stressful! So when you get a change to get a laugh during the day, it’s imperative to take it.

So take this short but sweet article as your sign that you need a laugh today! In this articles, we are sharing some of the funniest quotes about motherhood.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy these 15 funny quotes about motherhood.


“Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on home you can blame your farts!” -Tina Fey

“I used to have function brain cells, but I traded them in for children.” -Unknown

“Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.” -Unknown


“No one told me I would be coming home in diapers too.” -Chrissy Teigen

“I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.” -Unknown

"It's not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it." -Betty White

"Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future." -Amy Poehler


“I was so cute when I thought I was tired before I had kids. So cute.” -Unknown

“My house isn’t messy, it’s custom designed by a 2 year old!” -Unknown

“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” – Jenny McCarthy

“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.” -Unknown


“Silence is golden, unless you have kids. Then, silence is suspicious.” -Unknown

"It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of food that my kid didn't finish…" -Carrie Underwood

“Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.” -Unknown


“Momster: What happens to mom after she counts to 3…” -Unknown

Now we hope your day has been made and remember to come back when you need another laugh!

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